NOW HIRING INTERNS

THE FUZZ HERE, JUST WANTED TO LET YOU JACKASSES KNOW THAT WE'RE NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR INTERNS AT KWTF. THE STATION MANAGER, WHO WE LOVINGLY REFER TO AS DOUCHE-BAG-McKITTY-KILLER (he's a charming fellow who we found working in the back of an unlicensed chinese food restaurant), HAS TOLD US THAT WE HAVE IT IN OUR BUDGET TO HIRE 3 UNPAID INTERNS FOR THE SPRING SEMESTER. E-MAIL US AT JIMBOANDTHEFUZZ@HOTMAIL.COM

Qualified Applicants must have:
Their own computer
An internet connection
Toe nail clippers
Condoms to share

Required Personality Traits:
Loose morals
No work ethic
A creative mind
Self-motivated
Easily amused
Willing to loan a bro some cash to pay rent
A hot sister
Accomplished bugler
Knowledge of the Dewey Decimal System
A list of sexual references, e.g., your first girlfriend, your ex-wife, etc.
A cease and desist letter from a B-list celebrity or better
Know how to "google it" <-Seriously, we barely know how to use this computer-ma-bob.
An official "Ocean's 11 Junior Member" set of pilot's wings
Makes coffee and isn't a bitch about it.