Sunday, November 20, 2011
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Monday, August 22, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Dance of Death
D - So we meet again Squirt Bottle. You prepared to dance?
S - I guess you've gotta be asking yourself a question: Is he full of water?
D - Or is he full of shit.
S - Your move, Danny.
D - You've won this round, Squirt Bottle, but I've got a date with a window sill
and some birds outside.
Monday, June 13, 2011
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Jesus III: Jesus's Revenge
Finally, the long awaited sequel to Jesus II: Jesus Rides Again (an easter story).
**Jimbo and the Fuzz are moving up in the world! We've conquered napkins,
and decided to give coasters a try!
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Monday, February 7, 2011
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Monday, January 31, 2011
NOW HIRING INTERNS
THE FUZZ HERE, JUST WANTED TO LET YOU JACKASSES KNOW THAT WE'RE NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR INTERNS AT KWTF. THE STATION MANAGER, WHO WE LOVINGLY REFER TO AS DOUCHE-BAG-McKITTY-KILLER (he's a charming fellow who we found working in the back of an unlicensed chinese food restaurant), HAS TOLD US THAT WE HAVE IT IN OUR BUDGET TO HIRE 3 UNPAID INTERNS FOR THE SPRING SEMESTER. E-MAIL US AT JIMBOANDTHEFUZZ@HOTMAIL.COM
Qualified Applicants must have:
Their own computer
An internet connection
Toe nail clippers
Condoms to share
Required Personality Traits:
Loose morals
No work ethic
A creative mind
Self-motivated
Easily amused
Willing to loan a bro some cash to pay rent
A hot sister
Accomplished bugler
Knowledge of the Dewey Decimal System
A list of sexual references, e.g., your first girlfriend, your ex-wife, etc.
A cease and desist letter from a B-list celebrity or better
Know how to "google it" <-Seriously, we barely know how to use this computer-ma-bob.
An official "Ocean's 11 Junior Member" set of pilot's wings
Makes coffee and isn't a bitch about it.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Saturday, January 8, 2011
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